Why start a fight when you can buy a round? This "Cold Beer, Not Cold War" Fleece Hoodie is for the guy who knows diplomacy works best over a cold one. Because honestly, wouldn't the world be a better place if everyone just grabbed a brew with a comrade?
What It Says About You:
You’d rather shotgun a beer than launch a missile.
Your idea of conflict resolution involves drinking games.
You’re the guy who thinks "Make Beer, Not War" should be foreign policy.
Features:
Tough Enough for Any Bar Brawl: Built to handle spills, grills, and whatever your buddy Steve knocks over after his third pint.
Epic Design: A graffiti-style missile with a message that says, "Let’s keep it chill, comrades."
For Every Occasion: Perfect for pub crawls, backyard barbecues, or bunkers of all sizes.
Wear it. Share it. And if someone doesn’t get the joke? Buy them a beer, because peace is priceless. 🍺
